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Thursday, January 1st, 2037
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    Thursday, July 9th, 2009
    2:35 pm - The State of Me
    Today in "my name in Google Alerts": I am a laundress in 19th-century Texas, a bailout protester, a resident of a town with sister cities in France and Italy, the founder of a baby equipment company, the usual tattoo expert and acclaimed dead writer, and engaged to some guy named Marc.

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    9:40 am - O.O
    Great green heavens above, in Latvia you can actually pledge your soul as collateral for a loan.

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    Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
    11:28 am - Writer's Block: Fashion Forward

    What do you think we'll be wearing twenty years from now?

    Presented by Intel, Sponsors of Tomorrow.


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    I performed a thought experiment recently. In it I realized that old people wear mainly more comfortable versions of what they always wore: that's why you see old guys still wearing undershirts and belted slacks, old women in housedresses and pantsuits and sweatshirts. Then I thought about what my generation usually wears and how that will evolve into our wardrobe in forty or fifty years. I envision nursing-home residents in sports jerseys and enormous t-shirts, with jeans that sag (but no longer on purpose). Shirts with babydoll sleeves but not a babydoll waist. Low-rise khakis with bootcut legs. Long-sleeved shirts layered under ironic tees. Livestrong bracelets. Toe rings.

    Anyway, I can't answer one of these Writer's Block things without getting cranky at it, so: good heavens, Intel, what do you want us to answer? "Silver space suits"? "Self-drying jackets"? "Nothing"? It's twenty years for crying out loud. My father has a shirt he's been wearing since the sixties. Whatever we're wearing in twenty years, it's gonna look a lot like what we wear now.

    Poison ivy has spread. All over palms and inner wrists. Un-awesome.

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    Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
    3:27 pm - Rotten
    Since desecrated tombs are one of the subjects that make me say, "Why yes, I would like to mention this on my blog," here's this: Two-year-old corpse stolen from cemetery. Was the body two years old, or has it been in the ground two years? Both.

    Articles go down quick, so click here for full text. )

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    1:15 pm - Englovened
    I have poison ivy on my hands. :(

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    Friday, July 3rd, 2009
    10:30 am - Writer's Block: Dog Day Afternoon

    The Dog Days of summer, the hottest days of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, start today. What's your favorite thing to do in hot weather?


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    Is this a prank? It's shaping up to be the coldest July 4th in American history. I went outside to work on the plant life, and my hands are freezing.

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    Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
    11:21 am - Long in the Making
    I called my sister and said, "My printer broke. I have to buy a new printer."

    "Whoa whoa whoa," she said. "It must be really bad, if your printer is really dead."

    "Well," I said. "I kicked it and a part came off. And then another part came off. And now, uh, the parts won't go back together. I'll take a picture to prove it."

    Cut for images )

    After I got back from the store I called her again.

    "False alarm. I fixed it."

    "What? How?"

    "I started fitting stuff together until it stuck."

    "You're ridiculous."

    "But it still works!"

    I printed with it. It still works. I have a leftover piece of plastic that I think used to be part of the paper feed, but it seems to be fine without it. I about want to write the company and thank them for making such a resilient piece of crap. Either that, or complain about it. I mean, I was gonna switch to laser. Stupid undead machine.

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    10:36 am - Temptations
    Amazon is having some kind of Sci-Fi Extravaganza or something, which means significant discounts on a lot of DVD collections, and if I don't stop myself I'm going to end up spending a ton of money. Kingdom Hospital and the original Kingdom? The Lost Room? Eureka? Augh.

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    Friday, June 26th, 2009
    12:48 pm - Working Up
    I'm glad I wasn't the only one astounded by the idea of literal flesh-eating robotics. Strap one of those things to a Roomba, and goodbye mankind.

    So now it's official, Michael Jackson is our Elvis. I've heard some "How come everyone likes him again now?" going around, and all I can figure is: he's made the switch from contemporary figure to historical figure. He can no longer be judged by what he is, only what he was, and the was incorporates everything that's been more recently overshadowed. [info]cleolinda has a really good post up, for the two people on my flist who don't already have her friended.

    Is it wrong that I am equally concerned about my company folding and whether my local Rite Aid closes?

    So last NaNo I went in with the stated goal to produce, specifically, "Christian horror that doesn't suck." Anybody want to take a read to see whether I succeeded?

    Finally: I was reading the LJ archives last night (I got interested in the old HBP review posts for some reason, and kept going) and came across this 2005 gem from [info]cavalorn: On the Comyng of the Frydge, which can't be pimped enough.

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    Thursday, June 25th, 2009
    2:12 pm - Foresight Breakdown
    Oh, what the crap? Now they're designing robots to eat living things? And this didn't seem like a bad idea to anyone? Excuse me, I have to go become Amish.

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    Sunday, June 21st, 2009
    4:22 pm - Water Vole?
    Lake monster terrorizes village in France. That's what I'm talkin' about.

    Bonus: Here's the local newspaper Google-translated from French, in which you find the charming phrase "alleged lizards of the pond Xertigny." Also includes several updates, implying that the town has been freaking out about their cayman-muskrat-iguana for three whole days.

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    Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
    1:14 pm - From izhilzha
    If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

    If you think I mean you, you're probably right. :)

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    Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
    8:40 am - Another Conclusion
    [info]tahmthelame was the first to note: there's been an arrest in the Florida cat-killing spree. Verdict: Weird kid. Apophis, you're off the hook. This time.

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    Monday, June 15th, 2009
    5:00 pm - Take Two
    Remember way back in June 2006 when I posted this article about malaria control? Apparently scientists thought it was a good idea to fight malaria by bolstering mosquitoes' resistance, which, basically, is genetically engineering super-mosquitoes. Read the comment thread, it's a good one.

    Science has learned from their mistake.

    Now, science is going to fight malaria by exposing thousands of mosquitoes to radiation.

    Science is performed by madmen.

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    Saturday, June 13th, 2009
    6:37 pm - On the Western Front
    Quiet day. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Nothing going on here. Okay, my downstairs neighbors went a little nuts around noon, which I assume was leftover celebrating from last night, but that died down quick and since then there hasn't been much of anything. Everybody is nice and quiet. Nobody moving around at all. Boy, is it nice to have a quiet, peaceful day in June.

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    Friday, June 12th, 2009
    11:01 pm - Comic Recc
    And when I recc, I recc hard. You guys have got to read this.

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    12:51 pm - Oh gosh, not again
    Pioneer graves moved to build library. I hope they like their history section nice and haunted.

    Which reminds me of three more recent archaeological findings:
  • Ancient gravesite from [info]cavalorn
  • Carved bone from Fark or something
  • Medieval church from @thesnowleopard
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    11:50 am - Update
    Three more cats killed in Florida, making it a total of 33 and justifying an increase of $2,000 in the reward money, apparently. An Internet dollar says that within a month they'll catch either a weird kid or a disturbed man. Either that or Apophis, the great serpent and enemy of Ra. One of those.

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    Thursday, June 11th, 2009
    9:46 am - Relevant to My Last Post
    Signups for BLITEOTW 2009.

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