Dillsburg, PA will see Coatesville, PA's forty-four arsons and raise it 600 earthquakes. Who's tracking the ill omens/signs of the apocalypse these days? Because somebody should take a look a this.
Meanwhile Australia is offering a million-dollar reward for the capture of a man who killed a vampire in 2003. Be careful out there, monster hunters. Those are high stakes.
(Da ha, did I make a "stakes" joke in a vampire story? I did! Hooray!)
Also, if you were going to participate in the Twitter seance on Halloween for some reason, they've chosen the lineup. I am not sure what Shakespeare's ghost will think of being contacted through Twitter, I think it will just confuse him.