Moar dead fish in Brazil.
Still moar dead fish in New Zealand.
The UK shakes it up with forty thousand dead crabs.
Oh yeah, and Hurley's numbers won the lottery yesterday. Not a joke, although not quite as awesome as the headline would have you believe. Still.
ETA: More downed birds in Kentucky, and just in case you missed it, the "tens of thousands" of dead fish in the Chesapeake Bay are actually two million.